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[shittywizard]

thanks i hate it

i almost want to make it to see who in my house is gross enough to eat it
but i already know the answer to that question

[h2no]

is the answer everyone

[shittywizard]

yep

and then i'd wind up having to make it again because they liked it

[h2no]

i bet even merle could make it
maybe this is your ticket out

[h2no]

wait

[h2no]

is his arm flammable?

[shittywizard]

holy shit
i cant believe i dont know the answer to this question

[h2no]

DONT SET HIM ON FIRE
TO FIND OUT
PLEASE
ITS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR ME TO FEEL GUILT

[shittywizard]

i'm not gonna
i'm just saying i'm surprised it hasn't come up
considering our stupid, stupid lives

[h2no]

also the reason why i felt i had to stop you setting him on fire

[shittywizard]

well i can't say i've never considered it

[h2no]

how dare you even IMPLY you'd hurt sweet sweet merle






hey how's magnus?

[shittywizard]

oh please
like merle doesn't deserve it half the time



he's, yknow. okay.
better than he was at least

you two still not talking?

[h2no]

i mean, name me one person who doesn't deserve to be set on fire at least once

good, that's something


yes

no

it's


complicated

do you really want me to talk feelings right now
taako
do you want that

[shittywizard]

i can't overstate how much i don't
but i asked anyway
so work your shit out

[h2no]

its in progress, i'm not ignoring it
dont worry im going to sort this out with your friend whom you love and hate seeing hurt and sad

[shittywizard]

ugh
UGH
🖕

[h2no]

💖💖💖

AFTER TIME SKIP

[h2no]

we sorted it out
for you to continue not caring about

[shittywizard]

good i'll keep not giving a shit thanks