[a pause. archie looks around the visible booths, because he's sure as shit not gonna go wandering around. there's a really good one in the corner, but it's taken. a less good one on the other side of the bar.]
...Y'wanna talk them people out that good one? Or go for the shitty one?
[ With a quick word and wiggle of his Umbra Staff, Taako triple casts Prestidigitation, making the light above the booth appear to shower sparks down from it as a terrible smell suddenly wafts up from between the folks sitting there and a greasy smear starts to spread across the table. The couple seated there shares a few awkward, concerned words and then quickly vacate the booth. Once they're out of sight, it only takes a wave of Taako's hands for all of the unsavory effects to vanish. The table and seats actually look even cleaner now than they had before! ]
[archie looks utterly fucking delighted during this entire display, laughing his ass off. he swooces on over and slides into the booth the moment they're gone.]
Yeah, luckily my way won't get us thrown out before we've even finished on bottle!
[ Speaking of which, he tops off his shot glass and slides the bottle across the table to Archie, waiting for him to fill his too before downing the shot. ]
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[archie follows taako, looking around idly. it is... sufficiently seedy. he can't help but snort how taako phrases the order.]
Working up, huh? My liver says thanks. [a pause.] Do you even have a liver?
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What do you mean, do I have a liver? Of course I have a liver.
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Just askin'. [archie deals with this awkwardness by downing his glass when it's filled.]
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Let's get a booth.
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[a pause. archie looks around the visible booths, because he's sure as shit not gonna go wandering around. there's a really good one in the corner, but it's taken. a less good one on the other side of the bar.]
...Y'wanna talk them people out that good one? Or go for the shitty one?
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[ With a quick word and wiggle of his Umbra Staff, Taako triple casts Prestidigitation, making the light above the booth appear to shower sparks down from it as a terrible smell suddenly wafts up from between the folks sitting there and a greasy smear starts to spread across the table. The couple seated there shares a few awkward, concerned words and then quickly vacate the booth. Once they're out of sight, it only takes a wave of Taako's hands for all of the unsavory effects to vanish. The table and seats actually look even cleaner now than they had before! ]
How's that for problem solving with magic?
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I'm jealous! I was gonna flip the table!
[no he wasn't]
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[ Speaking of which, he tops off his shot glass and slides the bottle across the table to Archie, waiting for him to fill his too before downing the shot. ]
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Y'd-- be surprised with what imPorts get away with...
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[ There's one of those little drink menu stands on the table, and Taako scopes it out while he waits for the liquor to hit. ]
Look, this place even has imPort themed drinks!
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[archie, meanwhile, does another shot like he needs it to breathe.]
Do they have you? D--do they have me?!