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[shittywizard]

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[shittywizard]

Cause the first one wasn't forward enough, obviously

[youresovein]

I don't believe in beating around the bush. Do elves and humans taste different?

[shittywizard]

How the hell should I know?

[youresovein]

In that case, would you like to help me find out?

[shittywizard]

What's in it for me?

[youresovein]

What, knowledge isn't its own reward?

[shittywizard]

Fella, if the price is gonna be you sucking my blood, the reward's gotta be a whole lot sweeter than that.

[youresovein]

I'm not going to take much.

What would make it worth your while? A fair trade, if that's how it's going to be.

[shittywizard]

Oh good, 'cause I've died way too many times already.

I dunno, you could owe me a favor.

[youresovein]

What, are you clumsy?

Interesting. What kind of a favor? Or is that part of the nonspecific mystery of it all?

[shittywizard]

Well, some of 'em were because of this whole time loop town thing, and that, yknow, sucked.

I like the idea of you owing me a non-specific mystery favor.

[youresovein]

Ah. This sounds like a story better explained face to face. Or at least with hand gestures.

A nonspecific mystery flavor it shall be, then!

[youresovein]

*Favor.

Autocorrect. ;)